The rage cometh
Motherfucker, I've had it and I can take no more. I'm thinking of going to Walmart and buying one of those million candlepower spotlights and carrying it around with me in my Exploder.Coming back from The Game That Wouldn't End Because Rusty Is Calling It On The Radio, I was followed for about 3 miles by some jackass that must have thought that by having his brights on WHILE following directly behind me, he could see what's actually going through my head. What was worse was the fact that I was pinned behind some woman who obviously couldn't read the posted speed limit of 65, and though that at night you were supposed to drive 13 miles an hour slower than what the posted signs say. I couldn't pass because of all the oncoming traffic. I want the spotlight so when dillweeds like this guy follow me I can show them brights. I'll blind the sumbitch. Here, this is what it feels like to have a blinding beam of light pierce your eyes, bitch!!
Of course it would also be handy to have, because of these idiots that drive around through town with their hi beams on? What? Are we all of the sudden going to be infested by urban deer that run across the street in the business district of a small town of 4000? If so, someone didn't send me the memo. I really think that it would be satisfying to see some guy in his car go careening into the ditch at a semi safe rate of speed because I nailed him with a spotlight. Justice would be served then.
I think i'm tired. I've been up since 7:30 and have actually been working quite a bit today. I still need to write a story but i've got all weekend to bang it out. I did my first football game, and I think that it went alright. I stumbled a bit with some names and it's hard to look at one program which is black type on white paper and then switch gears to a program in black type on red paper. Plus the home team, didn't fax us shit for my pregame show. Then because they were a bunch of catholics, they started the game with a prayer. I even saw the nuns in the crowd. What was supposed to be a good game turned into a blowout. Hopefully, Aaron gives me my alma matter next week on friday. that would be cool.
Okay, it's either time for some very seriously heavy drinking or my bed.
I know, pretty pathetic on a friday night at 12:30ish.
posted by Rusty @ 10:05 PM
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