Want to know what a bad day is?
A bad day is when you live in New Orleans and there is a hurricane approaching. First of all, I want to know who the drunk Cajuns were that decided to dig a big hole and then build a city in the hole. I mean what was Beaudrueax thinking? The city is up to 8 feet BELOW sea level. It sinks up to an inch a year. Yet people live there. Granted an inch isn't much (and some guys would kill for an extra inch or two) but when you're SINKING, it's a big deal. This hurricane is going to turn New Orleans into the world's biggest aquarium. There's pretty much only one thing that people in New Orleans can do, and that is to bend over, put their heads between their legs and kiss their ass goodbye.On to my next subject. Out here in the plains/Midwest, we have to deal with tornadoes. Yeah, they can be scary and kill people, but they aren't gigantic, slow-moving storms like hurricanes. Modern science has also helped in the warnings of potential tornadoes. Yes you only have a few minutes sometimes, but then usually it's over in minutes, occasionally even hours. You don't see it coming for days like you do for a hurricane. For crying out loud, hurricanes get their own name.
That's the other problem. Anytime you name a hurricane after a Russian butcher, you know you're in trouble. Some genius at the weather bureau decided to see just how many people he could make homeless by listing the name Ivan on the storm names. What's next? Hurricane Jim Jones? Tropical Storm David Koresh? When some brainiac names a hurricane Pol-Pot or Son of Sam, it's as good as over.
Now as today, let me tell you how much I enjoy college volleyball. Oh yes. Such nice shorts. On a good note, I got to see my cousin's team whip ass tonight. Go Stiff Go. Why couldn't they turn on some AC in that damn gym though? I should have held a pan of muffins so I could have had a snack in about the third game. I sat up top with my fam for the first game, then moved down to the front row with my pops. There was only about 10 degrees difference.
I have to go play softball tomorrow night. This will be my fourth game. Not that i'm complaining. It's actually fun to win for a change. If our pitcher walks a bunch like he can, i'm going in to pitch. Apparently that cost us a game the other night. Do I have the right to say we as a team even though I'm only a sub? Yeah, i think i do, since i've filled in 4 times.
Anyways, I've rambled enough. I'm out.
posted by Rusty @ 11:32 PM
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