Sunday, October 03, 2004

Because I was bored.

Fun times with surveys
1. What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Boxers with footballs on them.
2. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Little Wing" by Stevie Ray Vaughan, that way people will wonder exactly whe the hell the 7 minute song will end
3. What would be your last meal before being executed?
That would depend on the way I'd be executed. If I was being eltrocuted, I'd want something that smells awful when cooked.
4. Beatles or Stones?
Either or.
5. If you had to pick one person on the earth who should die, who would it be?
Probably that dumb fucker in the softball league, and i'm not talking about the twins.
6.The person whose problems you never want to hear again
Tim's e...well he knows who she is. that bitch.
7. What thing is the most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
Eyes. It's got to be the eyes.
8. Do you secretly hate some of your friendsters but are too nice to reject them?
Someone explain to me what the fuck a friendster is?
9. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
To fly.
10. Favorite hangover cure?
I don't hangover...so sleep i guess
11. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
depends on the drink.
12. Favorite Outkast lyric
Ha! That would imply my listening to outcast.
13. Hair color you most like someone you are dating to have?
Color doesn't matter as long as it's not Dyed Goth Black from the satanic cult
14. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Blind. And then I could have radition spilled on me and become daredevil.
15. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
The voices in my head tell me no.
16. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Mindy. Because she can't drink in MODERATION
17. Least favorite month?
March in Kansas sucks ass. and i mean lots of ass.
18. First movie you remember seeing as a child?
Bambi. And I was one of the people who didn't become a full fledged PETA memeber after it.
19. Favorite person in the whole world?
We have to restrict this to just one?
20. When was the last time you went on a date?
Um...I guess it would have been a couple of months ago.
21. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent movies with the right amount of dirt.
22. Fall or spring?
Duh...Fall.
23. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Hmm...since I am straight, I wouldn't do it with a member of the same sex, because that would mean I would be gay.
24. Where do you want to live while your'e old and brittle?
Somewhere flat so I won't fall and break my hip
25. Who is the person you can count on most?
Sorry, there are two. Jarr and Tim
26. If you could date any celebrity past or present without time or age being factors?
Monica Bellucci. fire engine hot.
27. What books have you pretended to have read?
Arrowsmith and most text books.
28. What's a word to describe your life?
existence.
29.Favorite drinking game?
I tend to stay away from drinking games in general. Southtowners can put me under the table all the time
30. What did you dream about last night?
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it had something to do with a bar and two guys yelling at each other.
31.Favorite Bands?
Robert Randolph and the Family Band, SRV, Indigenous, almost anything blues, Los Lonely Boys