I think I went deaf.
It's been a while since I've had anything worthwhile to write about. Of course that depends on if you classify any of this mumbo jumbo as worthwhile too.Anyways, tonight I played the role of Good Brother, (and possibly tried to accumulate Get of Hell Free points to be used later) and took the Fish and one of her friends to a haunted house.
Oops.
I think my eardrums ruptured. I should have seen it coming when I turned the corner off of the paved road to get to my other sister Rooskie's. By shutting off my lights, I continued to get scream after scream as we kept driving to the house. Roosk hopped in and we went to the Hunter's Nightmare. After paying the entry fee ( a mere 8 bucks per person hacked down from 10 because we brought 8 cans of food) we were forced into the entry way. The Fish and her friend became one person. I think you could almost smell the fear on them. For 20 minutes it was non stop ear-splitting scream after scream. I laughed the entire time through there. Rooskie jumped a couple of times too.
All in all, it was a surpisingly good haunted house for a town of 17,000.
So the next thing we did was go get ice cream when a brilliant idea struck us. The idea, to watch "Halloween" with the two girls whom had never seen it. We went back out to Roosk's and turned out all the lights. Of course they never saw me sneak my mask in with me. At one point as the tension was starting to build I stood up and snuck back to where I had hidden the mask. I put it on and crept back out to where they were transfixed by the flick. As I went to scare them, my cell phone rang. Thankfully they were so engrossed by the movie they thought it was Rooskie's. The reaction was classic as they nearly jumped out of their skin. After the movie was over, we took the Fish's friend home.
I think I did well because the fish said "You have no idea how much fun I had tonight. Thank you."
I rule.
posted by Rusty @ 9:53 PM
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