A break from the grind
It's a wonderful time of year if you're a basketball fan. Wait, I AM a basketball fan. Like I posted earlier, I got a great game on Monday night. That was followed by a good high school game. Then I hopped in the Exploder and may have broken a few speed laws on my way back to town. I got home, called to see if i had jury duty, which had been canceled and then I dashed over to call a college men's game.What a game.
It was ended on a desperation trey with no time left. They don't get better than that. Today was my first day of classes and all I can say is there's eye candy galore in there. That's always a good thing. However the dumb girl is back in class. She's the same one from first semester who had a thong hanging out all over the place. I believe that her brain power was indirectly proportioned to how much of her ass crack was showing. The more that showed, the dumber she got.
I heard her on her cell phone once, talking to her boyfriend. If I was her boyfriend, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Something had happened to him because he had his stomach pumped, so she just wanted to take care of him.
The quote was "Baby, I just want to take care of you baby. I'll come home right now if you want me to baby."
I understand devotion. I do, but this was bordering on smothering devotion. This guy must not have been too smart anyways because he was having to have his stomach pumped after a night of drinking. Hmm, the plan of "Know when to say when" should have been in effect. If you can't tell that you've had too much to drink and have to have your guts vaccuumed, YOU ARE NOT SMART.
I should have launched myself off of my desk in a howling, spinning, Ginsu move to break her jaw, so we don't have to hear her talk for the rest of the semester.
Dammit, hindsight is 20-20.
posted by Rusty @ 8:22 PM
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