Cleaning the pool, fishing or f********
So, I have a friend who was going away for the weekend to go "fishing." Last time I checked, it was February. Granted this friend is in Minnesota where they can actually go fishing through the ice. However, Ms. P. isn't going fishing alone. My rather astute guess was that the "fishing" was just a pretense for another word that begins with the letter F. I'll let you figure out exactly what I mean.I guess she calls the act of which I speak about, "fishing." We have also come up with other names for it. One of the more creative was when a gentleman I know was talking about grilling. He was grilling steaks for his wife on a Saturday afternoon but they ended up burned because the were consumating the marriage so to speak. So they ended up with burnt steaks henceforth, "fishing" became "burning the steaks." Very creative.
But, the most creative was named by my friend Jeff W. Jeff had an answering machine back when we both attended the same school which had a message that went like this.
Female voice: "Hello?"
Male voice : "I'm here to clean the pool."
Female voice : "But, I don't have a pool."
Cheesy 70's porn music. BOWCHICKABOWWOW.
From that point on, we refferred to the act as cleaning the pool.
How do you refer to this act?
posted by Rusty @ 1:34 PM
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