The Fish is a witch
My little sister has learned from the best. The best being me at creatively taunting someone.She's accompanying a friend and her family to Houston for a Spring Break Trip. So tonight, she could no longer fight the urge to talk on the phone so she called me. The conversation went like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Her : Guess who?
Me: Okay. Who? Steve?
Her: You loser.
Me: What are you doing?
Her: I'm in Houston. Guess what we did today?
Me: What? (By now i'm suspicious of her motives)
Her: Went to the Gulf. Oh yeah, we also at seafood.
Me: (slow growling noise coming from the back of the throat)
Her: It was great. I had jumbo fried shrimp. Oh they were so good.
The little witch called me just to flaunt that she had eaten seafood without me. Everyone but Mindy happens to be seafood fanatics. I swear I could eat shrimp everyday. Grilled, fried, steamed peel-and-eat. Oh lordy I love shrimp.
I'm going to have to figure out a way to get her for that.
Oh she also bragged about the weather being 80.
posted by Rusty @ 10:40 PM
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