A morning to forget
I'm retarded.Really, sometimes I wonder if I wasn't dropped on the head as a child or if I never fully developed in the brain area. There has to be a reason that I be stoopid.
Anyways, why do I feel stupid? I know that by now, everyone is wondering why I feel this way. Today kicked off spring turkey season. After getting home and getting off the phone with April, I began to lay out my stuff, including jeans, shirts, hat, the camo pouches, that type of thing. I finally decided that it was time for me to hit the sack as my alarm was set for 5:20. Before going to bed, I got the coffee maker ready so all I would have to do would be plug it in.
So, I finally roused from my sleep. After laying in bed for a little, I decided it was time to get up. For some reason, I couldn't remember my alarm going off, but I didn't think anything of it. I walked upstairs, fired up the coffee maker, went to the bathroom, then back downstairs to get dressed. I pulled on everything except for my boots. I had even put on my hat, double checking that I had everything laid out. I finally glanced at the clock because it kind of felt like I was running late.
It said 2:37.
I thought to myself "There's no way I can be reading that right." I went upstairs and checked the microwave. Yup, 2:38. I checked my T.V. 2:37. I couldn't believe it. I was dumbfounded. I sheepishly crept back upstairs and unplugged the coffee maker. I pulled off my clothes and went back to bed.
It's official. I'm retarded.
posted by Rusty @ 3:12 PM
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