Letters
I liked this idea from Bex, so I'm going to borrow it.Dear Older Smoking Lady in Spanish,
They're called Certs. Since you seem to be saving money on shampoo by not washing your hair, perhaps you could buy yourself some Certs. You sit five feet away from me and everyday I can smell what seems to be a rubber fire coming from your mouth. Please spare me your rotten corpse like breath. I think I will be the first ever candidate for lung cancer from secondhand smoker's breath.
Rust
Dear Walmart Sporting Goods department,
Is it really a must to put the most unqualified person back there in sporting goods? Do you look at applications and say "Well, they don't know a thing about outdoor activities, let's give them a shot at the counter?" Is it really that hard to ask someone who would be better qualifed in cosmetics, "Hey, can you work in sporting goods?" or "Do you know anything about the outdoors?"
Thanks,
rusty
Dear WSU,
You bastards in billing need to take a sharpened pencil and jam it in your eye. That way you know the pain the rest of us feel when we see our bills that have a $55 special fee on it. Also, the phrase "our classes run about $125 per credit hour" needs to be revalutated as I have NO classes that cost about that. All of mine cost over $135 per credit hour.
Taking it in the shorts,
rj
Dear Older Smoking Lady again,
One more thing, when you're picking up your Certs, do you think you could grab some Q-tips as well? You're slowly making the rest of us dumber as you just don't listen to anything our teach says.
Slowly dying in Span 111,
Rusty
Dear City of New Orleans,
Just wanted to say, your founders must have been semi-retarded since they didn't follow the old children's song about building your house upon the sand. Nice move as Katrina is about to demolish the Cajun Capital.
(Insert French good bye here)
Rusty
Dear All College Volleyball teams,
Thank you most of the time for the shorts you wear.
RJ
Dear Weatherbug,
Hey, I live in Kansas, so when I click on the radar tab on the weather window, I expect to be taken to radar, NOT to storm central. Get that shit fixed yo.
Dumbasses,
Rusty
posted by Rusty @ 9:12 PM
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