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Dear Older Smoking Lady,Would you do us all a favor and shut the F*&# up? Today, when Jimmy was asking ROB the question, you kept on blabbing away even though your name is not ROB! Since I am a part time suscriber to the theory of intelluctial osmosis, I beleive that everytime you open your mouth, you make us more stupid because some of our intellect diffuses to balance yours out. Please cut your own tongue out.
Getting dummer in spanish,
Rustee
Dear Black Ranger driving female
Hang up the phone before you kill someone. It's called cruise control. I really don't have any road rage, but I will come back to haunt your ass if you kill me because of your inattentive driving you worthless cell phone hooker.
About to become a fireball,
Rusty
Dear Wichita Collegiate Schools
I still fucking hate you. I hope you rich bastards burn. Git-r-dun.
rj
Dear All High School Football players
This isn't the NFL. There is no point in standing over someone after you've made a tackle on defense. It's your freaking role to make that tackle.
Coach Rusty
Dear Self
Hey dumbass, next time someone says "Do you drink on the job?" don't say yes and take the beer even though it tasted really really really really really good.
rusty
Dear Mother Nature.
This 95 degree shit just ain't getting it done. Last time I checked, it was september and september was supposed to cool off. When I saw the fire hydrant chasing a dog, I was led to believe that it was WAY too damn warm outside for the greater good of mankind.
Sweating profusely
RW
Dear Mosquitoes
I hope all you little biting bastards die of West Nile yourselves. It's September and you little blood suckers haven't died off yet. WTF? Hurry up and get dead.
rjay.
posted by Rusty @ 1:55 PM
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