My tally of losses.
Since it seems that I have lost numerous battles with things, I decided to tally them up.Losses include
-stairs x 134781276123984
-first base
-second base
-third base
- home
-the fence along left field
-the sidewalk out infront of my house
-my room door
-the ironing board
-telephone guy wires
-clotheslines
-a merry-go-round
-the drawer on my desk
-the street via many many bike wrecks
-three different barbed wire fences
-animal holes while hunting
-a rose bush
-rocks at Table Rock Lake, (i've got a good scar from that one)
-a tractor tire lug nut
- kitchen knife
-a softball
-a bike ramp
- sledding ramp made of snow
-boat wake while tubing
-a cd player remote control
-fishhooks
-catfish, (i've been spiked so many times)
-white bass (they've spiked me while flopping around in the back of the boat)
-a walleye ( i was a dumbass and didn't even think about it's teeth when I went to clean it)
-a pickup truck
-inline hockey
-a door shutting on my little finger
-two car accidents
-one very violent pillow fight where a shoe was desposited in the pillow
-many more bike wrecks
-the monkey bars
-Chet
-Tim
-a racquetball x 10
-a racquetball racket
-cardboard tubing from wrapping paper (i was ambushed by my "friends")
-a cardboard table (it was dropped on me from a tree on accident)
-a fire
-even still more bike wrecks
-a bike wreck involving a tree
-swings
-Stuart
-the choir risers in 5th grade
-a not-so-quite-dead-as-I-thought pheasant,(damn claws are sharp)
-ragweed
-a fender on a trailer
-the ground in the outfield
-a golfball while mowing (yes, it hit me)
-my coworkers (they threw me in a creek)
-paintballs
-a snake (it drew blood)
-Bell's Palsy
-baseballs while umping
-an Osage Orange tree while mowing
-wasps
-even still more bike wrecks
-icy roads/sidewalks
-more animal holes while hunting
-a pocketknife while trying to open beef jerky
That's all i can think of right now.
posted by Rusty @ 10:38 AM
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