the Ninja Gaiden Flying Leap of Death
The Ninja Gaiden Flying Leap of Death is a move only to be used in desperate times. The NGFLOD will cause the target to be depleted of all life force, while possibly spending all of the user's as well. Major bodily harm will be inflicted to both the target and the user. There is a 99% chance the target will perish (only a 65% chance if target has any ninja training), while the user of the NGFLOD has a 77% chance of receiving major trauma during the maneuver, with a 23% chance of expiring themselves. This move only used if facing an impossible situation because it could ultimately result in both the target and the targeter's demise. Despite the chances for death, the target will receive major bodily harm.It my particular setting it would consist of me throwing my books down in a truly distracting clatter. I would have to step up and on to the person's desk to my left. With a piercing, loud gutteral, cry consisting of something that sounds distinctly Japanese, I would propel myself into the air at OSL, all the while gripping my pen (the chosen weapon) in both hands. As I launch, I would raise both hands up above my head. With forces and inertia behind me, I would bring the pen down in a huge tomahawking motion, jamming my pen deep into the skull of OSL. My flight path would cause me to crash down amongst the desks, most likely breaking all of my ribs and possibly my spine.
That is the Ninja Gaiden Flying Leap of Death.
BANSAI!!!!!!!
posted by Rusty @ 11:42 AM
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