Some Letters to people
Dear USD 460,Please fix the freaking phone system. I'm tired of getting the same runaround to try to get my line into the freaking gym. Guess what? It doesn't work so something is wrong!!!
Yours truly
Rusty
Dear Wichita State University Spanish Dept. Decision makers,
Guess what? I hate you. I hate you with a passion, I hope all of your teeth rot out and you have to try to speak Spanish with only your gums. I hope that a stack of spanish books falls on you. I wish someone would beat you all over the head with the Big Stick of Reality so that you realize that the MAJORITY of the students taking Spanish are NOT Spanish majors,
Adios,
Rusty
Hey Person driving on WSU's campus?
Those crosswalks? Yeah, you're supposed to YIELD to us people walking in them. Next time, I will let you hit me and I will sue the dot right off of your Indian forehead.
Rusty
Attn: Dumb basketball coaches,
I just wanted to let you know how sick I am of hearing incredibly worn out cliches when I ask for keys to the game. People hearing "The keys to the game are to play hard and rebound," get really bored by the pregame show.
Thanks,
Rus
Dearest Mama Nature,
Did you forget to send Kansas some rain? Or are you and Global Warming waging a battle that you forgot to tell us Kansans about and you gave up Kansas to keep Montana? I'm worried here because I think the legislature is talking about switching the state animal from the buffalo to the camel.
Worried,
RJ
And last but certainly not least,
Dear Whiny Bitch in Spanish class,
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!! Because my God, OSL was at least entertaining to a point. You, you're just a whiny bitch. Yes, we all know how much you don't like class. Guess what, we don't like you. Even the instructor doesn't like you and your wannabe ghetto attitude. I'm going to jam a pen in your eye.
Fuck off,
Rusty
p.s. you best get an eyepatch as I was informed that I'd get an A for doing that.
posted by Rusty @ 6:55 AM
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