My brain is leaking.
Thanks to my crazy grandmother. Seriously she's beginning to make my gray matter dribble out of my ears.Tonight, thankfully, I had to umpire two ballgames so I was away from her. Afterwards, though I came home and they had brought me Chinese food. I changed clothes and sat down, diving into that heavenly glory known as the China Inn's egg rolls. Grandma says "Oh Rusty did you heat your food up already?" (Mind you she has never owned or used a microwave oven)
I hadn't heated it up. I was too hungry to care. "Nope," I said. "It wasn't cold."
"YOU'RE EATING YOUR FOOD COLD?"
"It's not cold. It's just not warm," I said.
At that point, she got up and out of the chair she was sitting in, marched over to where I was sitting and just stared at me as I was eating my food.
"Well I never," She said.
I wanted to say "I've never suffered an aneursym but if you keep watching me eat, I will."
posted by Rusty @ 9:01 PM
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