Borrowed from Bev yet again.
• What is something that makes you ANGRY?Stupid Drivers in this town who don't use turn signals, drivers who just decide my PURPLE explorer really isn't heading their way so they will turn in front of me, and stupid drivers who don't use their rearview mirrors.
• What is your favorite ALCOHOLIC drink?
Hands down, Margaritas, and with enough 'ritas, I may get handsy with the right person.
• What is your BIRTHDATE?
Groundhog Day baby. On Feb 2. i hit the big Three-oh
• Do you have any BIRTHMARKS?
No I don't. I may have at one time, but since I'm a walking scar, it's probably torn up.
• What are you CAREER aspirations?
Ultimate aspiration=Back Page columnist for SI. Other than that, I'd like to be a Sports Columnist for a newspaper.
• Have you ever seen a CORPSE?
No. Although, one of our goals when we take the boat fishing, is to catch a body. However, we're torn on the idea if we snag the body anywhere other than the mouth, do we have to throw it back because it was foul hooked?
• What is your favorite DESSERT?
I'd guess I'd go with my Grandma's Banana Cream Pie
• When its your time, how would you like to DIE?
Quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
• What is the highest level of EDUCATION you have completed?
I'm still in college. I feel like it's never going to end thanks to Spanish.
• If you were an EVIL character, what would your name be?
i'm not sure, but it would have to start out Lord Most Evil...then i'd add to it.
• Have you ever set FIRE to anything?
yes, carpet, my friends and even myself.
• What’s your best FLIRTY line?
HAHAHAHA that's funny. It would probably be "Hi." I know, weak!!!
• What food turns you into a complete GLUTTON?
Chinese food.
• What is the best GIFT you have ever gotten?
This summer, getting to spend all this extra time with my grandfather.
• What is your definition of HAPPINESS?
Doing something one enjoys, whether its something minor or major. For me it can range from talking to certain people, playing softball, or traisping about the countryside with my gun in search of my quarry
• Who do you HATE more: Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson?
I will dislike Jessica Simpson more, because I don't have a chance with her. I wouldn't want a chance with Paris. She's in the next question.
• Who do you think is the biggest village IDIOT?
Paris Hilton.
• State an INTERESTING fact about yourself.
Contrary to popular belief, I haven't killed anyone.....yet.
• What is the worst JOB you have ever had?
It wasn't a job, but a facet of one I had. When I worked at the golf course, I used to clean the bathrooms every Friday afternoon. Normally that wasn't so bad. But one certain Friday after I had consumed 11 Bud Lights in an hour and a half was very brutal. My plan was to sit on a mower and sober up, but there was too much dew so I had to clean the shitters that morning. It still wouldn't have been that bad, but three of the four were plugged up. And we'll just say that it looked like something must have clawed its way out of three people.
• What is your favorite piece of JEWELRY?
My necklace
• KARAOKE: love it or hate it?
Never have done it so I refuse to pass judgement.
• How do you feel about having KIDS?
Maybe someday I'll have one. Of course it will have to be grilled just right with a lemon butter sauce. Wait, you meant children...not baby goats?
• Who is the great LOVE of your life?
I don't have one. I suck as a person.
• What would you like to LEARN how to do?
Fly. With superpowers.
• What is your favorite childhood MEMORY?
Anytime spent at my grandparents.
• If you had MINIONS, what would you order them to do first?
They would be out scouring the countryside, proccuring the best hunting ground we could find.
• How many daily NAPS do you need?
I only need a nap maybe once a week.
• Ever accidentally exposed your own or someone else’s NIPPLE?
Absolutely on someone else. She got mouthy once in a pool and i had to conviently remove her bikini top that only had strings during a tussle. I won.
• Do you think OUIJA boards are really controlled by the devil?
Um, no. But hopefully my minions have been trained by evil forces.
• Describe something ODD about you.
What's not odd about me?
• What are you really PICKY about?
That I have to have two batting gloves to hit with.
• Have you ever been to PRISON?
No. But if they find that body and tie me to it...well then maybe.
• Name something you can do really QUICKLY.
Shower.
• Who do you QUARREL with the most?
Dumb parents at baseball games.
• If someone held you for RANSOM, how much do you think you are worth?
I'm not worth the paper the money was printed on.
• What is your current RELATIONSHIP status?
I have no status.
• Which of the SEVEN deadly SINS most applies to you?
I don't know. I can't remember them. I'm a good kid.
• Which would you rather not have in your home: a SPIDER or a SNAKE?
A spider. Especially one of those great huge jungle spiders that kill you in hand to hand combat.
• What experience felt like complete TORTURE?
Spraining my ankle and then trying to walk out of the gym.
• What is the first THOUGHT you have waking up?
Morning already? Damn.
• What is the color of the UNDERWEAR you are wearing right now?
I have navy blue boxers with ducks on them.
• What is your most UNFLATTERING feature?
Me in general.
• Who do you think is the best VILLAIN of all time?
Darth Vader.
• What makes you feel VULNERABLE?
Worrying about things
• Which would you rather have: unlimited WEALTH or unlimited WISDOM?
Wealth. Because if I had wisdom, people would expect things from me.
• If you could rule the WORLD, would you?
Maybe, I'd have a lot of subcommittees though.
• Who is your favorite X-MEN character?
Wolverine
• Have you ever had an X-RAY?
Surprisingly with my history, no I have not. And I've only ever had two stitches.
• What do you YEARN for?
Lots of snow during hunting season. Too bad that will never happen.
• Who do you think looks more like a YETI?
Her name was Angie. She was about 6-1 and weighed around 250 and had a crush on me. And I fled.
• What is your ZODIAC sign?
Aquarius
• What has been the ZENITH of your life?
Birth maybe? I don't know. I hope I haven't peaked yet.
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