I'm going to jail.
Why? Because I have decided to exact revenge on drivers who do two things.1. Drive with their brights on while in town or while following me on the interstate.
2. Refuse to use a turn signal.
In fact, I'm going to buy a handgun and start winging people. I don't want to kill anyone, but a throbbing, bleeding gunshot wound would probably get my point across quickly. I think though, I'm going to actually aim for the heads of the people that put the signal on in the middle of the turn. They deserve to be removed from the gene pool.
As for the brights on in town? Guess what people. There has never been a deer related accident IN THE CITY LIMITS. There are also streetlights too. No brights are needed. So turn them the F off!
posted by Rusty @ 8:16 AM
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