Rented from Bev
1. How old do you wish you were? I think I'm pretty happy right about where I am which is 29 or something.2. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Working at the golf course. My batteries had died in my walkman and when I replaced them, that's when i heard about it.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?Beat them with a stick until they pee. Come to think of it, that's what I do to my friends when they steal my money.
4. Do you consider yourself kind? Yes. I'm a nice guy and nice guys finish last.
5. If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be? Probably on my shoulder blade
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish? Shut it Jay.
7. Do you know your neighbors? Yes, and they are good people.
8. What do you consider a vacation/Holiday? Going to my aunt and uncle's farm in Nebraska to fish and play golf.
9. Do you follow your horoscope? Nope. i don't even follow a slutoscope.
10. Would you move for the person you loved? Good question. Jury is out on that one.
11. Are you touchy feely? Possibly
12. Do you believe that opposites attract? Yes I do..I concur with Bev
13. Dream job? Back page columnist for Sports Illustrated
14. Favorite channel(s)? Da da da, da da da, ESPN, Discov
15. Favorite place to go on weekends? Anywhere I'm playing softball
16. Showers or Baths? Showers.
17. Do you paint your nails? No, unless i get paint on my nails when i'm actually painting, but it comes off as its watercolor
18. Do you trust people easily? For the most part unless I get a vibe.
19. What are your phobias? Heights and spiders
20. Do you want kids? Yes. Ten of them that way I can quarterback my own football team
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal? No dice kids.
22. Where would you rather be right now? playing softball.
23. Heavy or light sleeper? depends, but i'm getting to be a lighter sleeper as i get older. I want to hear the Angel of Death knocking at my door.
24. Are you paranoid? The voices in my head say I'm not.
25. Are you impatient?Sometimes. But i fish and therefore I can be very patient.
26. Who can you relate to? Uh...kids maybe?
27. How do you feel about interracial couples? Everyone is entitled to be happy whomever they are with. The only thing i think should be set in stone is that white people should cut white people's hair, black people should cut black people's hair and Matt Blosser should never cut anyone's hair ever again.
28. Have you been burned by love? No, but i've been burned by hot cinnamon roll icing.
29. What's your favourite pick up line? No one has ever used one on me, but it would probably be something like, "Hey, want to fill in on our co-ed team?"
30. What's your main ringtone on your cell? Just a ring.
31. What were you doing at midnight last night?i was sitting here thinking about writing a column.
32. What did the last text on your mobile phone say? "Good."
33. Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Mine, alone. again.
34. What color shirt are you wearing? A Nebraska Huskers tshirt, so in other words Red.
35. Most recent movie you watched? The Shawshank Redemption
36. Name three things you have on you at all times? all times? shirt, shorts, socks.
37. What color are your bed sheets? White
38. How much cash do you have on you right now? $38 but that should diminish as there is a poker game in an hour.
39. What is your favorite part of the chicken? Anything marinated in my Table Rock marinade
40. What's your favorite town/city? I'm kind of partial to my small town of 4000.
41. I can't wait till!: I play softball again, or pheasant season
42. Who got you to join myspace? I think i'm one of the three people on the planet who don't have myspace.
43. What did you have for dinner last night? Wendy's.
44. How tall are you barefoot? 6-0.
45. Have you ever smoked heroin? No.Never. Ever.
46. Do you own a gun? Yes. I hunt, hello? what do you think i throw rocks?
47. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water or coffee
48. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? HAHAHA I don't lure the opposite sex.
49. Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question?
50. What time did you wake up today? About 8am.
51. Current worry? Is it going to rain and cancel the game?
52. Current hate? That one annoying guy who I play ball against.
53. Favorite place to be? Playing ball, or hunting pheasants
54. Where would you like to travel? How about the south of France?
55. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs? Hopefully, still alive.
56. Last thing you ate? Steak, baked potato, salad.
57. What songs do you sing in the shower? Usually what song I had been listening to before i got in.
58. Last thing that made you laugh? My father, telling me he actually planted more carrots.
59. Worst injury you’ve ever had? I don't know. my ankle sprain was vicious.
60. Does someone have a crush on you? Only 17 year olds.
61. What’s your favorite candy? Snickers, kit kat
62. What song is stuck in your head?
"Santa Monica" by Theory of a Deadman