Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Wow. Tis the season of the sweat

It's hot.
It's damn hot out there.
Yesterday it was somewhere between 108 and 111. That's without the heat index too. We don't bother with what it feels like, we just care what it is. It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
It's so hot, I'm thinking about killing myself while sinning so I go to Hell because right now, Hell is a lot cooler than Kansas.
Today it's supposed to be about the same. I'm supposed to write a column today, but I'm thinking of saying No and going and hanging out in the pool.
TURN DOWN THE HEAT!!!