Add one more to my losses
In a feat of only amazingness that I can posess, I managed to injure myself in a way that I have never accomplished before. That within itself is an amazing thing. Count up all of my losses and one would think that I would have done something like this to myself before. Nope. Never. It's unbelievable.I cut my tongue.
I know that doesn't seem like it's bad. Sure people have cut their tongues before, but this is me. You have to take into account what I was doing.
I was eating candy.
Yes, candy. I had one of those lollipops in a halloween theme in a skull. One side was a hard fruit candy, while the other was a cream candy. I'm sucking away at this while driving to school, when I worked it down enough that the stick popped out. Naturally, I kept rotating the candy end over end in my mouth when I felt an edge with my tongue. I didn't think anything of it until something stung in my mouth. Checking my tongue in the mirror, I saw that I was in fact bleeding from the tongue.
Only I can be so graceful.
posted by Rusty @ 7:04 AM
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