Monday Bloody Monday
The only reason I say that it was bloody Monday was the fact that I've had four bloody noses. I'm blaming it on the dry dry dry dry conditions as we no longer get moisture in this state.It also could have been bloody Monday had I been toting a sharpened garden implement when I heard the turnip's grating voice on the phone. I would like nothing more than to dip her into the hot oil when she's working at sonic. Hopefully, her leash is getting shorter and shorter. Or she'll go to welding school. If she does that, I'm throwing a water balloon filled with gasoline on her. That would be fun.