Post 297 is a survey
However I believe this is totally applicable1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Hmm..I would have to say any of them suck despite how necessary they are.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
How about a candlelit dinner on a nice deck.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
My friend Kendra's wedding in 2002. The bartender and I were almost on a first name basis as I drank more than enough free beer. Twice she took my cup out of my hand and filled it. Throw in some german food and I threw up in the backyard before I went to bed.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I can change this to got drunk and danced. That would have been Tim's wedding, when I was like Fred Astaire. Well Fred if he had his feet lopped off above the ankles.
5. Name of your 2nd grade teacher?
Mrs. Quiring. She's now Mrs. Herrold and has managed to have both of my sisters as well.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I would like to be hunting, but I have to be an adult and go to the office in a bit.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Honestly, I wanted to be an engineer or an architect. However, I soon learned that complex math and myself, just don't get along so now I'm a wordsmith.
8. Do you feel old yet?
Yes. I have a 15 year old sister. I feel old every day for at least a minute.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it's a sweatshirt and I'm a big fan of sweatshirts. Plus it's a little chilly out.
10. GAS PRICES First thought?
Get under that two dollar mark.
11. If you could be anywhere right now and take someone with you…Who & where?
I'm kind of content right where I am. I'm too busy to think of going somewhere.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I said a naughty naughty word, then pressed the snooze button.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Man, I'm tired.
14. What chore do you despise?
handling all of the recycle stuff.
15. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Possibly.
16. Get up early or sleep in?
Depends actually. I can get up very early if needs be. Sometimes though, it's nice to see how long I can sleep.
17. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Superman. And yes, I want the whole animated series on dvd.
18. What makes you feel like a kid again?
I've never quite grown up yet, so I still feel like I'm a kid.
19. Be honest: Are you getting wrinkles?
I guess so. I have a line on my face that won't go away.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
definitely a good conversation or even a movie.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I have no secrets. At least none that I can remember.
22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
Yes. At least for a while. Maybe someday, I could see myself teaching journalism but that requires a Masters degree at the institution where I would like to teach.
23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm a lost cause. That or I'm too dense to pick up on things. She'll have to knock me upside the head.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Cajun Turkey
25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
Whatever I need. I've progressed from always buying a CD whenever in Wally World.
26. Beach or lake?
The Lake. I've seen Jaws too many times and I'm scared of sharks.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Marriage? No, I don't think it's outdated, but sometimes I think it's taken for granted.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
I don't have MySpace. Why? Because I'm old and outdated.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
A vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I'm not sure.
31. What's your drink?
Water right now.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys
33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Two words. Darth. Vader.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
No one does. Because I'm me.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
I have not watched it.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
I just want to be left alone when I'm sick, so I can sleep it off.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jim Molzen. I've not seen that guy for ages.
39. What was your favorite college memory?
Poker night on Wednesday nights.
40. Would you want your kids to attend the same college as you?
If, and that's a HUGE if, I would like them to go wherever.
41. When did you first realize your independent adult status?
When I didn't have a curfew?
42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
I loathe the Simpsons, but have always like Cosby.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Not acting on the impulse.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
No one sits across from me, however, the one to my right....no.
46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
The one to my right. I'd like to her to drink a couple of glasses of boiling oil.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Emmitt Smith.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Shakira.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No I have not. I've never used one for it's uninteded purpose.
50. Last book you read for real?
Now I Can Die In Peace-Bill Simmons
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes. My first two teddy bears were found back during the summer
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
While camping by the lake.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I dont' know that I want to go to Cali.
54. Number of texts in a day?
it varies. Sometimes none, othertimes several
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
start a new relationship? that means i have an old relationship that needs replacing? Wow. that's news to me...and probably her as well.
56. What have you noticed about yourself as you've grown older?
I get busier.
57. Pencil or pen?
Pen
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
Oh yes.
59. How many jobs have you had?
6
60. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully alive. Otherwise I'll be seeing the inside of a coffin.
61. What do you think of the person that took this survey before you?
She does in fact rule.