Saturday, March 24, 2007

Borrowed from Bev!

Much thanks to The Bev for supplying me with a survey.

1. Is your second toe bigger than your first toe?
No, my toes are in the right order of toe hiearchy.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Blue gel pens

3. Look at your planner for March 17, what are you doing?
That was St. Patty's day and being that i have major restrictions (some self-imposed, some not) on my activities for that day, I went fishing.

4. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
I like most toothpastes. And by like, i mean that I wouldn't frost cookies with them but they serve their purposes quite well.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
An NCAA bracket that had all the wrong picks. Funny thing, it was my OWN bracket.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Huh?

7. What color are your eyes?
Depends. Supposedely they change color depending on my mood and it varies from green to brown, mostely they're brown on the inside green on the out and black if i take a racquetball to the face.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Wow, I think so, but it died a tragic death.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Wow, good question. I know..it was a bug in the driveway. I stamped him good.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No. I know a few people who have been there, does that count?

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I don't withdraw cash from the ATM, it's called a check card bayyybeee.

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
Wow, I honestly don't remember.

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Huey, Dewey and Louie

14. What color are your toenails usually?
Normal colored unless a horse steps on my food.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
My trusty exploder

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. We don't pick ACC teams.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
i’ve never been there. I will echo Bev on this one.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Yes.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow..
a legal pad

20. Last person to give you a business card?
Some video production dude.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
The China Inn restaurant. Damn good egg rolls.

22. Closest framed picture to you?
One I painted.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
No one cooks for me. I have to cook for others.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
No.

25. How many emails do you have?
a bajillion. I don't know. I don't count.

26. Last time you received flowers?
Never. I have never received flowers because that would probably be considered an act of attrition considering i'm allergic to most flowers.

28. Do you play air guitar?
Heck yeah, air bass, air drums and air keyboards too. I'm a one-man band.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Caffiene

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
Any huh?

32. What was your high school’s mascot?
A Swather. Yes you asshats, we're named after farm equipment.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
My friend Jaime called me and we went out for coffee and caught up

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
Yesterday after getting my hands dirty when i touched a fertilizer bag

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
No. I'd rather learn to play the harmonica

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
there are no blinds. there are drape thingys

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
The sports page.

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
You're kidding right?

41. Ever rode in a limo?
Yes. I remember getting in the limo, but then the beer was opened.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
A paper for class.

43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi?
I don't even like Unclear Pepsi

44. Are you ticklish?
sometimes

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
Probably new year's

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Two springs ago. And dammit, that's almost enough for a sweet tooth run

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call?
B-rizzle but I didn't answer because i was on the phone with someone else

48. Last time you parked under a carport?
I've never parked under a carport

49. Do you have a black dog?
No. I used to though. Boy I miss him.

50. Do you have pickles in your fridge?
Yes I do. For cheeseburgers

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
Nope.

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
I'm not sure.

53.When is the last time you saw a semi truck?
about 3:00 this afternoon