Charlie
And his horse need to be beat down.Every once in a while I'll have a charlie horse while sleeping. Last time, I fell into the closet while trying to stretch the muscle. At least that time I managed to stand up.
Last night though, I didn't even make it up.
It was about 5 in the morning and this cramp was even worse than the others. I know this because normally it feels like a golf ball size knot. This one was baseball size. I was trying to get out of bed and stretch it out before my calf muscle tore in half.
I failed.
Miserably. I never had any balance and fell out of bed. My head crashed against my dresser and I wound up on the floor all the while knowing that my leg was being gnawed off. The Russian judge gave my dismount a 3 and that's being generous. Now I have a knot on my head and a very sore calf. Only I'm a danger to myself when I sleep. *huge sigh of patheticness*
posted by Rusty @ 7:58 AM
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