SAVE ME!
I'm dealing with my ultra conservative grandmother. As my aunt said "She's fucking lost it." And she has. I believe I actually know what an aneurysm feels like.She can't get over the fact that my sister and her boyfriend have moved in together. You know what? Deal with it. I'm happy for them. We're happy for them. She just says she can't find one positive about them shacking up. She wants to know why they're not married. Well, neither of them wants to be married. It's 2007 for crying out loud.
I can pretty well sum it up. My grandmother's maiden name was Swartz. I honestly think she believes God's last name is Swartz too. It's God Swartz and then her line.
Fuck, I need a beer.
posted by Rusty @ 12:40 PM
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