Sunday, November 18, 2007

Nuggets from my dad

We're driving from one hunting spot to another, and Don says "I'm sorry Sid but I don't mean to make fun of your wife, but why would anyone ever have a horse?"
And my father responded:
"Are you making fun of my horse? You should never have a hobby that eats. All they do is stand there and eat, and you maybe ride them once in a while. Then you have to put shoes on the fuckers. If they get sick, you have to call in the fucking vet. If Kath were to die today, I wouldn't even sell it, I'd give it away. Hell, I'd go let it loose. Charlie or whatever his name is, i'm not sure. I put up fucking hay for that thing. I got sweated wet. The only problem is that I'm not sure which one he is."

I laughed incredibly hard. He's insane.