Some letters
It's that time again. Time for some letters.Dear WSU,
I still hate you. You bastards.
RJ
Dear Dr. Rhetoric Nazi,
The rest of the students and I in Comm. 535 have decided we would like to boil you in oil. We can no longer stand that we have no opinion on anything in class or even out of class. Quit trying to get us to conform to your regime. In fact, why even try when you're going to grade us on stuff that's Pass if you do it/Fail if you don't.
Sincerely
All of 535
Dear Mama Nature,
Can we make up our mind already? I mean really. This hot, cold, warm, chilly shit has to quit. This isn't spring, it's a fever that won't go away. Let's go, green it up.
Wishing I could fish,
Rusty
Dear Gas Price Makers,
I hope you burn. I hope your expensive SUV's blow up but only burn you to the point where you live. Better yet, I hope you invest in Enron and have to pay for gas like the rest of us. I had to sell a kidney on ebay to fill up the other day. I'm almost out of kidneys!
Dialysising,
Rusty
Dear Rhetoric Nazi pt. 2
Why don't you organize stuff like a normal person? Just because you wrote the freaking textbook doesn't give you the right to jump around like a monkey on meth. Seriously, you're killing us with your Chap 4, Chap 8, first part of Chapter 3, second part of Chapter 11. Not only that, but enough already with the extra readings that aren't in the book. You wrote the damn book, PUT THEM IN THE BOOK!!!
Watching the EPA take my printer because I'm killing trees,
RJ
Dear Ford,
Is it really that hard to get a freaking door hinge? I'm not Krypto the Wonder Dog who can jump through hoops. All I wanted was a door hinge for my explorer. I've never needed a PhD in car mechanics to surf a website, but thanks to you assholes, I do.
Not Mr. GoodScrewdriver,
Me
Dear Josh,
Thanks you fucker. Without you, we lost to a team we should have beaten, but they kept hitting to gaps because you weren't there. I hope Tim drops your ass in the order. I wanted to watch KU too, but I'm loyal.
Rock Chalk Chickenhawk
RJ
Dear Crazy people
It's time for all of you to get your heads examined. Really. Go to some people who specialize in head doctoring and park your asses on their couches until they fix you. And if they can't fix you, then fix yourselves. This is for all crazies!
Basking in my own personal insanity which I don't force on anyone,
Rus
Dear WSU,
Yep still hate you.
Hate,
Rusty
posted by Rusty @ 9:16 AM
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