The crappiest thing
I've ever heard is what happened to my 16 year-old sister Wendy.She spent the past week at Rocky Mountain Mennonite Camp having a grand blast until Thursday, when something so utterly vile and dastardly happened. In today's age of digital technology, digital cams are the norm and my sister is no exception as she constantly takes pictures. She related the story to me about leaving her camera in a fairly public place at camp, to return to her camera missing. She went to the lost and found and her camera was there.However, someone stole her memory card.
Seriously.
Who does that? A church based camp and some lowlife, scum bucket, moral-less, douche bag of a person steals a memory card? That's not even remotely funny. Someone stooped to such an indescribably low level at a church camp that they took from someone else during a time of togetherness and fellowship. This incredible moron reached out and nearly ruined memories of an otherwise enjoyable experience for my sister. They took the freaking memory card. Way to have morals, you scuzzy, little turdsicle. I hope you can't sleep at night because of the unwholesome act you've abominated and committed. Come to think of it, I hope you fall down the mountain and break your leg, stuck in a pool of your own mushy bones, as the wolves come and nip at you, only having a memory card to remember your experience in the mountains.
I feel sorry for my sister because someone is a thief.
posted by Rusty @ 12:24 PM
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