Letters again
Dear Foot Tapper Girl,Guess what? Your distracting nervous habit of tapping your foot on the tile floor while wearing plastic flip flops is driving me bonkers. I'm almost to the point of sawing your foot off like in the movie Saw. Enough already because your pitter patter crapper tatter is making the rest of us edgy. Oh by the way, USE COMPLETE SENTENCES.
Thanks,
The rest of Hist 528
Salutations to Older Skanky Woman Trying To Look Younger,
Have you noticed none of us care about what you're trying to say? Have you noticed the professor thinks you are mentally handicapped because it looks like you're trying to catch a young boy? Basically, you're a cougar. A cougar who was separated from the rest of the pack because you are too cougary and just...ew. Oh yeah, quit chewing when you talk. Yes I know your mouth is empty. And put on some real clothes, my eyes are bleeding.
Peace,
Rusty
Greetings to WSU,
Hey bastards, let's get some desks in Hubbard Hall that weren't made in 1925. Also, would it be too much trouble to maybe check the A/C in that room. Something isn't quite right as it smells like a locker room everytime we walk in there. Not only that, but it's warm like a locker room. I was just in a room with nearly 400 people and I was comfortable. I'm guessing that the room was an add on maintainence closet but the need for space, forced it to be a classroom.
Sweating my nuts off,
Rus
Dear Mama Nature,
Why do you hate me?
Rusty
Ahoy, USA tv network,
You dirty scumbags. Thank you for making me wait in horrible anticipation for the next new episode of Burn Notice and leaving the series after Michael had just avoided being blown up. You ratings whores. Now I have to wait, much like the Lost folks do every season finale except my characters are alive and not dead like theirs.
Ready to watch TNT,
Rustified
Hey Hotmail,
Did you ask if i wanted changes to my inbox? Did you give us that option? I mean seriously, this sucks having to try to navigate stupid crap in an inbox. Really, the other was more user friendly. You're getting too much like yahoo mail and their stupid ass changes that nobody likes. I don't like having to feel like I'm relearning me email program.
Sending from gmail,
Rusty
Dear Dallas,
It's called covering an underneath route. You just let Jason Campbell beat you who quarterbacks the effing Redskins. Step up and jam someone at the line since the West Coast offense relies on timing. Oh yeah, T-New...COVER ALREADY,
Signed,
Most of the Cowboy Nation
posted by Rusty @ 12:18 PM
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