Borrowed from Bev
Much love to Bev who always has a survey handy when I'm out of things to post.1) My uncle once: battled me over a stroller. I'm still winning that war.
2) Never in my life: have I ever tried any drugs. I'm pretty boring that way.
3) When I was five: I owned kindergarten.
4) High School was: All in all, a blast. Lots of fun, lots of friends depsite all the mean things that those bastards did to me.
5) I will never forget: the night the house burned down..
6) I once met: man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away. (i'll keep this one. It's just too cool.)
7) There's this girl I know who: who probably has a crush on me, but i'm too dense to see it.
8) Once, at a bar: I got in an arguement with a patron.
9) By noon I'm usually: at school educating myself in spanish.
10) Last night: it stormed like a mo'fo and more is heading this way.
11) If I only had: a stronger arm.
12) Next time I go to church: will be before Christmas.
13) Terry Schiavo: is a prime example of something. I don't know what though.
14) I have a confession to make: I probably committed felony theft.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: cds, notes, assorted papers and powerade bottles
16) When I turn my head right, I see: more cds, more notes, a mini tape recorder and more assorted papers
17) You know I'm lying when:HA! No one can tell.
18) Everyday, I constantly think about: sports of some form.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Puck.
20) By this time next year: I'll still be getting screwed by WSU.
22) I have a hard time understanding : cars. I suck at mechanics.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: become a teacher of journalism
24) You know I like you if: if I talk to you on a constant level
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whomever gave me the award. nothing helps like a little butt kissing.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: 5!! (We proved that 5 actually equals "What the hell?" by using complex math.
27) Take my advice, never: try to shoot a pheasant while in the process of crossing an electric fence.
28) My ideal breakfast is: what is this breakfast you speak of?
29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have all the ones i like.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest : going to wichita.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: this is sure getting philosophical all of the sudden.
32) Why won't anyone : order the springs for my gun.
33) If you spend the night at my house : be ready for the unexpected.
34) I'd stop my wedding for : HAHAHAHA that implies that I'm getting married. Two words: Lost cause.
35) The world could do without : posionous spiders.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kissing a cottonmouth.
37) My favorite blonde is : anyone hot whom i have a chance with? so that's not many.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: staples sometimes.
39) If I do anything well, it’s : cooking.
40) And by the way: I can iron too.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: august 6th and 7th.
posted by Rusty @ 4:05 PM
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