Thursday, February 19, 2009

Forty-Four More Craptastic Answers

1. Do you like blue cheese?
No. I just ruined a wonderful soup with bleu cheese and won't have it again.

2. Have you ever been drunk?
I may have consumed one or two too many adult beverages once or twice.

3. Do you own a gun?
Why yes I do. Two shotguns and a .22 for plinkin'.

4. What flavor of Kool-Aid was your favorite?
Lemon-Lime.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Ever since "The Incident" (when my face froze and I was nearly electrocuted) I'm horribly paranoid about Doctors

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Lips and ..... you know the rest.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Unfortunately, I'd have to say Home Alone. It takes place during christmas.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
H20

9. Can you do push ups?
sometimes.

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I have a necklace I never wear and an earring.

11. Favorite hobby?
Hunting, fishing, playing softball...and I won't pick between the three.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Where's question 12?

13. What's your favorite shoe?
New Balances

14. Middle name?
Jay.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
Wow, I'm spending too much time on this.
Wow, I'm spending too much time on this.
Wow, I'm spending too much time on this.

6. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, iced tea and coffee

17. Current worry?
That I may not find a job.

18. Current hate right now?
It's more of a dislike, but it's the dry weather.

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
very low key like

21. Where would you like to go?
Columbia with Jimmy Ostlund to go peacock bass fishing.

22. Name three people who will complete this?
Chris Koehn probably and that's about it.

23. Do you own slippers?
Slippersocks.

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
A Dallas Cowboys sweatshirt.

25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets?
I never have. I'm sheltered.

26. Can you whistle?
Yes.

27. Favorite color?
Green

28. Would you be a pirate?
I would like to be the Dread Pirate Roberts.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Depends on the mood in the shower, but usually I have some song by Indigenous rolling around upstairs in my brain cavity.

30. Favorite Girl's Name?
I don't know.

31. Favorite boy's name?
Again, I don't know.

32. What's in your pocket right now?
Nothing. There is nothing in my pockets.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Thinking about "The Incident."

34. Best bed sheets as a child?
I never had flashy sheets

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?
I have a scar in my forehead where Wayne Stucky threw a tractor tire lug nut and I accidentally stepped in the way.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yes. And I have a crush on her back.

41. What is your favorite book?
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

42. What is your favorite candy?
Reece's peanut butter cups, twix or snickers

43. Favorite Sports Team?
Pro Football = The Cowboys; College hoops= KU; College Football= Huskers; Major League Baseball=Atlanta Braves, Pro Basketball= Boston Celtics. Any questions?

44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Something with a good guitar riff.