Letters for my new semester
Dear Sonic,There is a reason why the motto should be change to "If you need to chew, This place is not for you." Seriously! How could you really fuck up a toaster sandwich? It;s not that hard. Oh yes it is, you FORGOT TO TOAST THE BREAD!! I'm going to hire a retarded monkey to manage like those office commercials and I bet things will get more efficient.
Looking at my bread,
Rusty
Dear Sonic pt 2,
Did I miss the memo on when the drive-thru was going to be changed to a skate park? I must have because I didn't know that Tony Hawk’s long lost relative Anthony Sparrowhead was going to put on a display. Of course Sparrowhead and his brain damaged partner ChickenFoot almost got ran over. If that would have happened, I would have jumped out of my vehicle, dashed over and said, "Wow, I bet that hurt. It looks like that hurt. That jagged piece of bone sticking out of your leg must hurt.You dumbasses."
Staring at a near hit and run,
RJ
Dear Annoying Geek in Class,
Make no mistake about it, I don't have a problem with geeks. I have a problem with geeks who don’t SHUT THE HELL UP, geeks who INTERJECT TECHNICAL JARGON AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES and geeks who DON'T FREAKING LISTEN!
You FIT ALL THREE! I know it was only the first day of class, but I swear, if you don’t improve, I'm going to hit you so hard, your straggly, unkempt facial hair will fall out from the shock and your eyes will straighten. You have got to be OSL's illegitimate Love Child with Bill Gates.
Get some sun,
Rusty
Dear Drivers in KS,
Last time I check, my Exploder was not Wonder Woman’s Transparent Jet, nor was it painted in camouflage. That means, I can be seen, so LOOK. No wonder my ball joints are going out because I have to jerk my explorer around to avoid dying in a tragic accident.
Tired of it all,
Rusty
Yo, Mama Nature,
TURN DOWN THE HEAT. That is all.
Baking away
Rus
posted by Rusty @ 11:39 AM
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